Saturday, October 31st, 2009
Audrine Partridge Models Her Gigantic Tits
Just when you thought you’d never see anymore of her, she is always back for seconds. Surprisingly, it’s not Heidi Montag we’re taking about here, but her best friend Audrine Partridge. Here are some pictures of her out walking around getting some air on those delicious juggs. I wish there was live footage of this because the images certainly aren’t doing justice. I know damn well those plump celebrity juggs are bouncing up and down, crying for the attention of a dirty young stud. You can get more celebrity content inside of Celeb Heat than anywhere else, so step inside and score the best of the best.
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Thursday, October 15th, 2009
Synecdoche, New York
In a fit of pretentious grad-school psychobabble I once sarcastically meta-critiqued a fellows students sculpture as being a “simulation of a simulacra” Now looking back at it… I don’t think I knew what I was talking about, or why having crafted a “simulation of a simulacra” would have been a bad thing?After seeing synecdoche new york, I think I now have a tangible example for that expression… and this film is going down as one of my all time favorites! Kaufman & Hoffman are perfect doppelgangers! They certainly complement each other better than Jim Carry, Nicolas Cage or John Malcovich did. Kaufman has illustrated his self-reflexive neurosis in a dark comedic way that has more angst and gravitas than Woody Allen or Michel Gondry. The film was so existential and dark I swear I wanted to cry at the end but was too perplexed. He portrays his life as a play within a play and has created actors to play him self and others to play those playing himself, like a hall of mirrors. There are moments that become so interwoven that even Borges & Baudrillard would have a hard time keeping track of the characters. In certain respects the film reminded me of Shane Carruth’s 2004 film Primer, in which the protagonist has multiplied himself into a stupor that he needed to write his own short term crib-notes to figure out what to do next. If you haven’t yet seen it .. run don’t walk.
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Tuesday, October 13th, 2009
Jessica Simpson Needs a Rough Rebound Lay
I really think deep inside she needs a stud to rebound with over her recent break up with Tony Romo. I could only be speaking of Jessica Simpson here, and scope these photos of her looking a little upset. Kinda comes off like she was hitting the gym getting that awesome celebrity body nice and tight. Jessica is such a renowned babe though, even when she’s looking bummed. Maybe I am just a twisted bastard but I really assume she could use a wild rebound lay to set her straight. Celeb Taboo serves up the best renowned photos and sex tapes you can find on the internet.
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